{"id":423,"date":"2013-03-11T17:45:36","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T17:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.bostonwebdesign-seo.com\/breathefreelitterboxmate\/?p=423"},"modified":"2013-03-11T17:49:13","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T17:49:13","slug":"spring-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.bostonwebdesign-seo.com\/breathefreelitterboxmate\/spring-break\/","title":{"rendered":"SPRING BREAK"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n“Hey Skye, I just overheard Gigi on the phone talking about Spring Break.\u00a0 They were talking about maybe flying to Destin, Florida, where the sand is white as sugar or maybe to South Padre Island where the parties are crazy.\u00a0 “Ohhh no, flying?\u00a0 Did you say flying?”\u00a0 “Yeah, what’s the problem?”\u00a0 “Well, the problem is you don’t remember because you slept the entire time when they flew us from Michigan, where we were born, all the way home to Texas. \u00a0What a nightmare that was for me!!!”<\/i><\/p>\n

“Nightmare?\u00a0 I don’t remember having any problems with flying.”\u00a0 “Well, Sterling, that’s because YOUR tranquilizer worked.\u00a0 You see, mine didn’t.\u00a0 You slept through it all, but I remember being in this small carrier thingamajig while Momma walked me through the noisy airport.\u00a0 I couldn’t stop crying and she was so nervous and kept telling me to be quiet.\u00a0 Then we get into this metal closet with seats for the twolegs to sit in and I was stuffed underneath the seat in front of her.\u00a0 The roar of the engines was so loud and so scary. \u00a0I didn’t fall asleep until we were somewhere over Arkansas. \u00a0NO, NO, NO, you are not getting me on a plane again.”<\/i>
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\n“Calm down, Skye, even if Gigi is going on Spring Break, she won’t be taking us.\u00a0 And besides, Momma will never let her go with her friends anyways.\u00a0 But to be perfectly honest, I wouldn’t mind spending some time on a California beach for Spring Break because I hear the west coast\u00a0female cats\u00a0are very pretty.”<\/i><\/p>\n

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“Well, when you put it that way, it just might be worth a trip.\u00a0 Maybe Dr. Buzz could just give me a bigger dose of meds to make me sleep like you did the entire flight.\u00a0 I do have more muscles than you do.\u00a0 Think that could have been the problem in the first place?”\u00a0 “Oh yeah, I bet that was the problem…NOT!”<\/em><\/p>\n

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